(He starts talking as I’m picking up the phone,)

…and I think I got a contract.

A what? That’s great! A contract, but, wait, what. For what?

A book.

What. No shit?

Yeah, remember? My idea? To write people into books? Well Daisy Miller is now going to be Valeriya Malinovskiya.

Oh fuck you Tommy. That’s funny, it really is. I actually know someone named Malinovskiya.

Might be a cousin! Anyway, I need a computer lesson, or two, from you when you got the time, so I can bang this out.