(He starts talking as I’m picking up the phone,)
…and I think I got a contract.
A what? That’s great! A contract, but, wait, what. For what?
What. No shit?
Yeah, remember? My idea? To write people into books? Well Daisy Miller is now going to be Valeriya Malinovskiya.
Oh fuck you Tommy. That’s funny, it really is. I actually know someone named Malinovskiya.
Might be a cousin! Anyway, I need a computer lesson, or two, from you when you got the time, so I can bang this out.