(He starts talking as I’m picking up the phone,)
…and I think I got a contract.
A what? That’s great! A contract, but, wait, what. For what?
A book.
What. No shit?
Yeah, remember? My idea? To write people into books? Well Daisy Miller is now going to be Valeriya Malinovskiya.
Oh fuck you Tommy. That’s funny, it really is. I actually know someone named Malinovskiya.
Might be a cousin! Anyway, I need a computer lesson, or two, from you when you got the time, so I can bang this out.