I had to call Tommy up, because I wasn’t sure.
Hey Tommy, how well you know this guy, Bern?
I know him very well. Why?
Like, he’s a good friend of yours? You’d be godfather to his kids and stuff?
Well, I don’t know if I’d go that far.
OK. Good. Listen, I don’t want to offend you or your friend or anything, but I Think this Bern guy is a criminal.
Right. You remember I met him in prison, right?
No, there’s no ‘but’ here. Bern is a criminal.
Why do you want to have anything to do with a guy like that?
Don’t be so narrow minded. Besides it’s a great story.
‘Story.’ So you don’t think it’s real.
Don’t be daft. Is that why you’re calling?
I just don’t want to get called by the Europol or something.
Interpol. Europlo. Didn’t they change the name? To Europol.
I don’t think so.
It sounds good though, right? Like they should have.
Well. So what’s the hold up with this thing?
No hold up. It’s just that thing. That’s all.
OK then as long as we’re clear: Bern is a criminal. It’s a good story.